The funny bit must be the literal last words. Pause immediately after. Give the audience half a second to react and permission to laugh. Continue talking = awkward.
Amortize the setup cost. Spend 75 words building context, then layer multiple punchlines into the same story. One laugh leads to three.
Functional decomposition: break public speaking into sub-skills (eye contact, slides, pacing). Master one per year. Treat humor as a learnable skill, not a talent.
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